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October 30, 2006

Monday Movie Mashup

So in honor of it being the NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN (spooooky!), we present a smattering of the films we've seen lately, in easy-to-digest capsule-review format. Enjoy!

SAW III: Not bad. But seriously? One of the grossest movies we've ever seen. Seriously, they ramped up the disgusting by a factor of at least 10. No one needs to see brain surgery conducted, ever. Even surgeons. They usually look away while they're doing that shit.

Thank You For Smoking: Overrated. And honestly? We think it might be a little evil. It seems like the kind of smarmy coastal self-congratulatory claptrap that's killing Studio 60. Like, it's a movie for kind of evil people who know that their jobs are kind of evil to pat themselves on the back, have a laugh, and say, "See? We're just good ol' folks like you, average American!" Bet George Bush LOVES this movie.

The Departed: Awesome. Like you didn't already know that. Although when did they pass a law saying that everyone who gets shot in Boston must get shot in the head?

Peeping Tom: A British movie from 1960 that is utterly brilliant. You can't take your eyes off of it. Big ups to this one.

The Prestige: Okay, to be honest, we haven't seen it yet. But we're TOTES going to. Aren't you? The dude who made Batman Begins is pitting Wolverine against Batman! How awesome is that?!?

October 26, 2006

okay

so we still haven't figured out the whole uploading photos from the personal computer thing. Which is odd, when you think about how easy it is to paste on photos that are ALREADY out there on the stupid internets:

In other news, will the mighty power of blogging forever be fumbled in our mighty hands?
UPDATE: We just noticed that the stupid site cuts off the other half of this picture, thus negating its very funniness. So just click on the image and go to the source to see why it's awesome. Dammit, we REALLY need to learn a few things.

October 25, 2006

it's monday, right?

ha-ha. oops.

something cool with be coming once Planetarium learns how to upload photos from our home computer onto the internet. It's apparently really difficult. Bizarre.

October 17, 2006

thought for the week

October 02, 2006

Monday update!!!!

Get f'ing pumped!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!

okay, then. Robert Downey Jr. has been confirmed as officially tapped to play the role of motherfucking IRON MAN in the next Marvel superhero franchise gearing up. This, in our opinion, is rad. Downey is one of the best actors living right now, and totally insane to boot, so for them to gamble on entrusting him with the is very cool indeed.

Also, Scarlett Johannsen was voted sexiest woman alive, but does anyone really care any more? She's totally 5 minutes ago-dot-com.