I'll be backed
It's official- Kindergarten Cop wants to be the next governor of California. Danny Devito's twin brother made his announcement tonight on the Jay Leno show, which drew wild applause from the audience, and the sounds of projectile vomiting from intelligent people across the country.
The scariest part is that, as a Minnesotan, I know where this road leads- it leads straight to Ah-nuld's victory. Mr. Jingle-All-the-Way dissed his opponent: "He can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state," Mr. Schwarzenegger said. "In the end, it is my duty to jump into the race and to bring hope to the people." So apparently he's even going to talk like Conan the Barbarian during his campaign. Read the disaster here.