The kids always die
Well, it's friday, and that means you have a sacred duty this weekend to go see Cabin Fever and make it extremely successful, so that Eli Roth gets to continue making incredibly brilliant cult horror films. I'm serious, you need to see this, and if you don't usually like horror, well, this is the place to start developing an appreciation for the genre. Okay? Okay.
I guess Once Upon A Time In Mexico is also opening this weekend. And while I certainly plan to see it, that doesn't mean you need to, also.
Can George Will get any stupider?