Round One
As promised, the holiday film guide now commences. Today is a pretty short one, for obvious reasons. The film I'm going to tell you about needs no real examination, no serious inquiry into the pluses and minuses, because, honestly, the whole movie is just one big minus. Did you guess it yet?
That's right. I'm talking about that most disasterous of films, The Cat In the Hat, starring that most one-note of comic actors, Mike Myers. A friend of mine put it very well tonite, when he said "Screw that movie. Screw it in its creepy cat ass." You have to be deranged to want to see this film. Do not go. I beg you.
Tomorrow, a better film. Yay!