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Didn't she win an Oscar once?

Yep, you guessed it, today's entry is Gothika, the newest fiasco from Halle Berry. If you're anything like me, you were potentially interested in seeing this movie. BUUUUUUT......then then reviews came in. Then the general reaction to the film appeared. Then that friend of yours who's really dumb mentioned how it was super-predictable and not scary at all. All of which combines to equal........a soon-to-be out-of-work former agent for Ms. Berry! Yes, you heard me, "Ms." Berry. That washed-up 90's-era soul-crooner is out of the picture. Fellas, looking for a good-looking lady who didn't deserve an award she got for having sex onscreen with Billy Bob Thornton? Look no further.

So, in the last analysis, please don't go see Gothika. There are many more worthwhile films to spend your time on. If you don't believe me, allow the nation's critics, gathered together at RottenTomatos.com to convince you. Instead go see the only film with Bruce Campbell as Elvis in a retirement home fighting an undead Egyptian mummy. It's finally out, at the Uptown theater. It's.....

BUBBA HO-TEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Yes! You should definitely go see Bubba Ho-tep. I just did, and it's great!

Um, hello? Opening night, third row.

Sheesh.

Like I wouldn't see it on opening night.

On a lighter note, Honeywill be seen very soon.

Not only directed at you, but your general readership. v.v. excited about Honey. Seriously.

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