The Debates - Your best disses
Planetarium is spending the day scouring reaction from the public to the debates, and will be attempting to find and post the best disses on the candidates here. So keep checking back, as this post will keep being updated.
On Bush: "Bush sounded whiny...like a kid begging his dad to let him use the car. I half expected him to say "But I was going to the Toshii station to pick up some power convertors!"
On Kerry: "All Kerry did was say "I am not Bush but I will act like him since people find him charming and I have a face that looks like an Easter Island statue and makes children flee in terror'."
On Bush: "Kerry could beat your ass into the ground any day of the week, much like playing chess with a retarded child."