Speechifying
As we all try to become accustomed to that giant sucking sound that's taken hold over the greater part of the continental U.S. since November 2, a few folks, per the usual end-of bylaws, are offering some sentiments. Also as usual, most of them suck. However, there's a fairly entertaining one by Dean Opperman in the Pasadena Weekly. "I don't know about you, but I'm getting a Republican haircut just to blend in."
You can read it here.