Episode II: Attack of the New Yorker
Everyone should check out Anthony Lane's review of the new Star Wars from the New Yorker, not just because it's extremely funny and pretty dead-on, but also to admire the fact that he chose the exact same Anakin-Padme dialogue we did as the contender for worst exchange of romantic words ever. Also, his take on Yoda is great:
Deepest mind in the galaxy, apparently, and you still express yourself like a day-tripper with a dog-eared phrase book. “I hope right you are.” Break me a fucking give.