God Loves A Pussy Ranch
We have no patience for most of the bloggers over at Twin Cities Babelogue, but one lady that always invites is Diablo Cody. This woman's sharp wit and mouth like a drunken sailor assures a quick, lively read every time we check in with her. For example, today she lists what are acceptable and unacceptable celebrity crushes:
I could totally grok having a massive crush on Katie Holmes, if, say, she worked in the next cubicle or lived in your apartment building. But celebrity crushes are supposed to be reserved for enigmatic, fabulous, seemingly non-human stars.Acceptable Celebrity Crushes
David Bowie (impossible to picture him pooping)
Tina Fey (brainy, mysterious scar)
Britney Spears (you can't have her, so you absolutely must)Unacceptable Celebrity Crushes
Matt Damon (too nice, has put his penis inside his assistant's vagina)
Courteney Cox (pretty, but could never own you like Aniston does)
Natalie Portman (the Windows 95 to Keira Knightly's OS X)
You can see what she's up to for yourself over at Pussy Ranch. Also, kudos for posting cheesecake photos of herself. Totally kitsch meets unabashed-ness.