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Memorial Day is apparently so named because once you die from alcohol poisoning on this day, you will get a nice little memorial afterwards. Also, overheard at a barbecue between two people Planetarium doesn't know:
girl 1: So, yeah, he was totally into me.
girl 2: That is SO cool. Is he still married?
girl 1: Yeah, but he said he wife is totally fine with us hooking up, or she will be when he tells her.