The Half-Nerd Prince
Dorks around the world are gleefully digging into he new Harry Potter this weekend, and good for them, we say. As much as we like to rag on the series of loser-novels and the losers who read them, we get the impression the books are actually pretty good, and anything that's helping to keep kids from being raised solely by Grand Theft Auto is a very good thing. Oh, did we mention we're super-hungover today? Yeah, anyways, among the detritus strewn about the Planetarium world headquarters this morning was a crumpled PBR can that was used for highly illegal purposes last night, apparently after Planetarium went to bed. As heads began pounding, all that could be thought was "wow, that crumpled can looks a lot like Richard Nixon's head."