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hmph.

So Planetarium gets to the gym tonight, around quarter to 9. Walks up, pulls the handle. It's locked. This doesn't really register. We step back, and take a look at the front of the gym. "OPEN 24 HOURS!" screams the giant aluminum lettering. We step back in, and try the handle again. Still locked. A guy inside sees us, comes to the door, unlocks it, and says "We're closed on Saturdays and Sundays from 8 pm until 8 am the next morning." We point at the BIG FUCKING SIGN THAT SAYS OPEN ALWAYS. He looks at it and says, "yeah, well..." as he slowly closes the door in our face.

We should sue for false advertising.

Posted by alex on January 28, 2006 08:21 PM |

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That's what you get for being a jock.

Posted by: Carl Wedoff | January 29, 2006 07:26 PM

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