Sometimes nerds are really funny.
So, today over at Ain't It Cool News it was announced by George Lucas that the last Indiana Jones movie will be coming out in 2007, and that Harrison Ford is donning that hat and whip one last time. Now, it only took about three seconds for the talkback forum to start filling up with suggested titles for the new movie, and as the follow list demonstrates, dorks can be pretty entertaining when they put their minds to it (I'm a particularly big fan of the Canasta one):
Indiana Jones and the Earring of Mid-Life Crisis
Indiana Jones and the Man Boobs from Hell
Indiana Jones and the Mystical Walker of Moses
Indiana Jones and the Embarrassment of Erectile Dysfunction...
Raiders of the Social Security Lockbox
Didn't they already MAKE Indy 4? Wasn't it called Bubba Ho-Tep?
Indiana Jones and the Lost Roth IRA Account
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Indiana Jones and the Ever-Lasting Turn Signal
Indiana Jones and the Left Foot Braking
Raiders of the Lost AARP
Indiana Jones and the Quest for His True Sexuality
Indiana Jones VS A Never Ending Supply Of Nazis
Indiana Jones and the Dead Horse of Beating
Indiana Jones and the Riddle of the Gallstone
Indiana Jones and the Search For a Much Needed Hit
Indiana Jones and the Incredibly Over-Thin Costar of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Retirement Village of High Cholesterol, Osteoporosis, Hemorrhoids, Constipation and Diverticular Disease
Indiana Jones and the Pelvis of Ramses
Indiana Jones and the $12 Check For Christmas
Indiana Jones and the Horn of Mylanta
Indiana Jones VS You Damn Kids Get Off of My Lawn and Pull Up Your Pants!!!!!
Indiana Jones and the Tuesday Night Bridge Game.....OF DOOM
Indiana Jones and the Underage Chat Room
Indiana Jones and the Knights of Canasta
Indiana Jones and the Quest to Get Those Damn Kids to Turn That Music Down!!!
Indiana Jones and the Loss of Dignity
Indiana Jones and the Scowling, Humorless Actor
Indiana Jones and the Jumped Shark
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Dinner Buffet at 4:00 in the Afternoon
Indiana Jones and the Stairlift to Heaven
Indiana Jones and the Leprechaun's Tumor
Indiana Jones and that Smell Inside the Nursing Home
Indiana Jones and the Cyclops Kitten
Indiana Jones and the Driving Slowly with His Blinker On in the Left Lane
Indiana Jones and the I've Fallen, and I Can't Get Up!
Indiana Jones and the Apocalyptic Gout
I literally fucking can't get enough of the humorous title ideas referring to Harrison Ford's advancing years
Indiana Jones and the Wrath of Khan
Indiana Jones and the Hey, guys that old don't come off as very believeable in action. Exhibit A: Sean Connery in Entrapment. He was WonderGeezer.