Dammit!
We were really on a roll there - an update every weekday for the past two weeks straight! Well, now that THAT's been shot to shit, we'lll just have to give up any hope of winning a "Bloggie". Which, for the record, let us just emphasize that it's the dumbest fucking thing on the face of the Earth to give people awards for blogging. It's like rewarding someone for passing chlamydia to the largest number of people - you shouldn't be proud of it, and it CERTAINLY should not be encouraged.
Kind of akin to those punk rock morons who tell kids to go home after the show and start their own bands; it's like, thanks, asshole, like there aren't enough shitty bands in the world already, you've gotta try and create more. NOTE TO PLANETARIUM READERS: DO NOT START A BAND.
In other news, Child Protection Services showed up at Britney and K-Fag's house the other day. Why, you ask? Turns out that Baby Assface had been actying woozy and out-of-it for a couple days, so they took her to the doctor and it turned out she had a fucking skull fracture. From falling out of her high chair or some shit. And three days went by. Can't imagine why Child Protection showed up. Maybe to give them a Bloggie?