Drag.
We're very sorry to report the new new film Slither was a little disappointing. Very sad, considering the top pedigree of star Nathan Fillion, who deserved to be the new Harrison Ford so long ago it's not even funny. Not only that, but this is pretty much the ONLY horror film of the year to get all-around good reviews (the fucking New York Times recommended it, for God's sake), AND the first horror film of the year to do poorly at the box office. Nice work, American film-goers: avoid the smart ones and keep seeing shit like The Fog. We're going to go throw up in our mouths a little.