Gayfest.
So as much as i love the gays, occasionally they ruin horror movies with their stern Hollywood-inflected demands to make a movie less gay. Much unlike The Illusionist, which we saw this weekend and was quite good, most movies would fail the less-gay test. The Fast and the Furious? Gay. Tokyo Drift? Gay. Crossover? C'monm, it's called Crossover - GAY. What's left? Nothing. Except maybe the Gay and the Furious. Or possibly Mean Girls 2.