If I were a firefighter
Well, despite its wildly stupid name, it turns out Rescue Me is actually a really good show. That Denis Leary, he writes a heckuva cable TV drama. It seems growing up really did him some good, as his knack for spot-on black comedy drenched in dramatic ennui and neuroses is quite spot-on. Sure, it's no West Wing, but it's damn close.
In other news, we've decided to make it our mission to use the phrase "Brangelina" in every conversation we have today. As in: "Hey, George Bush said last night that the Iraq strategy is working." Answer: "Yeah, but it's not true, and it hasn't been true for awhile. They're totally pulling a Brangelina." Another phrase ripe for insertion: "That's so Conor Oberst-y."