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Oh My God Celebrity News Is So Awesome

So the top headline today, when our homepage lit up this morning, was that Bennifer II tied the knot last night in the Carribean, along with a picture of a very angry-looking Jennifer Garner that was honest-to-God clipped from a scene of Alias. That's so fucking funny. And just when we thought our day couldn't get any better, the following headline was the top news item from IMDB.com today (how great is this?):

Tom Cruise: "I believe in aliens"

Posted by alex on June 30, 2005 12:54 PM |

Comments

Caribbean is spelled with one r and two (2) b's

Posted by: Adamjohn | July 3, 2005 01:43 AM

What's wrong with believing in aliens? Now if he'd said he'd been abducted or probed or something...And where do you get off spelling Caribbean wrong? Huh?

Posted by: B. Alec | July 3, 2005 11:55 AM

I lived in the Carribean for twenty years, so i think i know how to spell it, okay? Agree to disagree.

Posted by: planetarium | July 3, 2005 07:11 PM

I met an alien when I was in the Caribbean, once. And does Tom Cruise mention anything about the aliens making him suck Rob Thomas's dick?

Posted by: Adamjohn | July 4, 2005 12:13 PM

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