R.I.P., X-Men Franchise
It was good while it lasted, though, wasn't it? X-Men 2 is still one of the best action movies of the last ten years. But it's over and dead, as dead as Sylvester Stallone's new magazine. Yes, despite such a wildly auspicious beginning, the new film will not only be directed by Brett "Red Dragon" Ratner, but they brought in a new writing team. Which team, you ask? The same geniuses who gave us Fantastic Four. Whoo boy, you can already smell the flop sweat being mopped off this movie's brow. What a drag. Can't wait to see what Mr. Rush Hour 2 does with Kelsey Grammar as Beast.
GOD we're dorky.