Britney Spears is slowly going insane
Britney Spears has posted a short note about how much she likes tigers in the "Love B" section of her official website. I don't want to suggest that she has a future as a poet laureate, but take a peek at what she's written:
"In some ways, people are a lot like animals. I'm mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger."
I think the Superficial put it best: "This is something a fourth grader would write if they were told to do a report on tigers and were too lazy to do any research. It's like Britney received her latest issue of Zoobooks and felt inspired to share her new discovery. Only the issue was on elephants. And she was typing on the piano."
It's fun watching celebrities go bat-shit insane right in front of our very eyes!
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Posted by: jnet | August 3, 2006 02:11 AM
Did you also notice that her sweet poetry is following by a photo of her and her buddies sticking their asses out and giving the camera the finger? Fierce.
Posted by: R Squared | August 4, 2006 12:07 PM